Pretty God Damn.

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via mrluckyfuck)

pidgeonsmash:

truthteahunty:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

she had buns, hun


FUCK

How do you not notice a snake crawling up your cooch?? And not feel it in there for three days??

Eye contact during sex. I live for that

o-holy-weed:

fuckyeahschwag:

Decap (Bubba Kush x White Mustang)

Drowning in THC.

cvntagion:

Damn, I really hate people who absorb personalities.

What do you mean I have to improvise?? Just get me some damn paper Sheryl
courtneywirthit:

let’s pretend we never met; a good excuse to play forget.
swallow my pride and learn to forgive.
I have a thing for mopars on 15x10s with tube bumpers